Wednesday, September 26, 2012

ahhhh fall.

I had a long post... But then I changed my mind.  So have a great Wednesday!

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

My current favorite word - Don't read this if you are offended by mild cursing.

I'm not kidding.
There are so many ways to use this word.
Shit. Batshit.  Flip shit.  shitballs (this one is especially awesome to hear a 2yo say).  Shitfaced.  holy shit.  Eating shit.  shitty.
I know I have more ways, but I forgot the rest.
Anyway... here's to a super day!  (betcha you thought I was going to say something else there.)

I know it looked like I was being mean

So I was super bummed to find out that Amy Poehler and Wil Arnett broke up last week.  I texted the news to my friend with a link to the article.  I didn't get a message back from her as soon as usual, but I was like whatever, she must be busy.  Later that night she posted two really sad songs on her blog, and a post that was pretty down too.  Then the next morning she texted me back and said "I saw that too, love is dead."  I got really freaked out and started wondering what in the world was going on, and asked her, but she never replied.  Then I found out later that day that she had broken up with her boyfriend.
I felt so. bad.
I bet she felt like I was rubbing salt in her wounds.
I am sort of writing this to her because I don't want to overwhelm her with people.
So my dear, I'm pretty sure that you read this, if you need me to hand deliver another batch of chocolate cookie dough, I totally will.

Monday, September 3, 2012

On breaking down in Olive Garden

I have a hard time with change.
And I will hold everything in.  Until it erupts in a mass of snot and tears at Olive Garden.
This summer has been a time of immense change, for me and the people around me.
I don't know how to change from here.  I know I need to find a new normal, but, to insert a whiny line here, it's hard!  I don't want to change, I want things to stay the same.
Ah, but it can't.
So, unable to keep my life the same way, I must move on.
I believe a coat of pink nail polish should do the trick.
Until next time Olive Garden.