Do I look like I am 65?

I am very confused. I have been put on some mailing list that I get geriatric mail... and I don't know why. Yesterday I got the AARP forms to become a member. I can't even count the number of other "retired" group type mail, inviting me to become a member. I even got an invatation to have my hearing checked for free... because I guess I am going deaf. I don't understand. I guess when I do retire some day like 50 years from now, I will be very ready.