Can't get enough

Seriously.

I have listened to this over and over and over again.  

They have the perfect fall album that expresses everything that I have been thinking lately.

Clearly, they are so much better with words and music than I will ever be.

So I will just listen over and over and over again.

ahhhh fall.

I had a long post... But then I changed my mind.  So have a great Wednesday!

My current favorite word - Don't read this if you are offended by mild cursing.

Shit.
I'm not kidding.
There are so many ways to use this word.
Shit. Batshit.  Flip shit.  shitballs (this one is especially awesome to hear a 2yo say).  Shitfaced.  holy shit.  Eating shit.  shitty.
I know I have more ways, but I forgot the rest.
Anyway... here's to a super day!  (betcha you thought I was going to say something else there.)

I know it looked like I was being mean

So I was super bummed to find out that Amy Poehler and Wil Arnett broke up last week.  I texted the news to my friend with a link to the article.  I didn't get a message back from her as soon as usual, but I was like whatever, she must be busy.  Later that night she posted two really sad songs on her blog, and a post that was pretty down too.  Then the next morning she texted me back and said "I saw that too, love is dead."  I got really freaked out and started wondering what in the world was going on, and asked her, but she never replied.  Then I found out later that day that she had broken up with her boyfriend.
I felt so. bad.
I bet she felt like I was rubbing salt in her wounds.
I am sort of writing this to her because I don't want to overwhelm her with people.
So my dear, I'm pretty sure that you read this, if you need me to hand deliver another batch of chocolate cookie dough, I totally will.

On breaking down in Olive Garden

I have a hard time with change.
And I will hold everything in.  Until it erupts in a mass of snot and tears at Olive Garden.
This summer has been a time of immense change, for me and the people around me.
I don't know how to change from here.  I know I need to find a new normal, but, to insert a whiny line here, it's hard!  I don't want to change, I want things to stay the same.
Ah, but it can't.
So, unable to keep my life the same way, I must move on.
I believe a coat of pink nail polish should do the trick.
Until next time Olive Garden.

Seattle

So every morning on the Lifetime channel they have a old sitcom that plays for a couple hours every day.  All  summer was Will&Grace.  It was a nice wind down every morning to come home from work and watch my favorite gay/straight disfunctional couple.
I was sad when they played all the seasons, but it was okay.  They started playing Fraiser.  And you know how I love a delightfully pretentious show about a quasi psychiatrist.
All the episodes about the elite of Seattle made me start thinking about a bestselling book that was based in Seattle.
How would Fraiser Crane and Christian Grey get along?  My guess is they wouldn't.  I mean, Christian Grey would go to Fraiser Crane for therapy, and then Fraiser would fall in love with Ana, and then Christian would kill him.
Just a theory.
Why do I think about fictional characters fighting???
Oh, that's right, I'm crazy.  NDB.

Also, could anyone give me photoshop so I could make a kick-ass mash up of the two characters that I mentioned?  Thanks.

I hate this clock

Alright.

The first time I saw this clock, I was all "oh yeah, that's super cute."

But the more I thought about it, the more I got upset.  Like REALLY upset.

As someone who is neurotically on time... It drives me bonkers when people can't think to get places on time.
Now I get it. Sort of.  Some people just can't get the concept of time.  And I am very sorry if you are one of those people.
That's all.